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I'd like to apologise to the lady I just called by mistake saying 'Hello, is this planet Earth?' – not a prank call…just a wrong number!

— Tim Peake (@astro_timpeake) December 24, 2015

0-0. This is why BT shouldn't show lower-table games #MUNCHE

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 28, 2015

Relaxing is exhausting isn't it?

— Jenny Eclair (@jennyeclair) December 28, 2015

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— Jared Keller (@jaredbkeller) December 29, 2015

Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015

In case you don't know when the next school holidays are @CenterParcsUK have this handy tool. pic.twitter.com/Jh6qUBMSrR

— Hodd I Am (@andyhodder) December 28, 2015

If your New Years Resolution is to eat fewer Pringles, I have bad news… pic.twitter.com/GoA7fDlMrh

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) December 30, 2015

Another year over and we’re still together, it’s not always easy but McFly’s here for…most of the time except 2014/15 when we were McBusted😜

— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) January 1, 2016

Pro Tip pic.twitter.com/iyruOIShMr

— Dave (@davechannel) December 29, 2015

Anyone who says they understood tonight is either:
a) A liar
b) Seriously seriously stoned #sherlock

— Skint London Mag (@SkintLondon) January 1, 2016